Ground Stop for UK Passengers

Sorry passenger, but it seems your government doesn't want you joining the Mile High Club at this time.

Due to the UK Online Safety Act, we've had to cancel all departures from British airspace. While we'd love nothing more than to help you reach cruising altitude, your lawmakers have decided you're not ready for our type of first-class service.

Here's the thing: We're not going to ask for your passport, driver’s license, or banking/credit card details just so you can play with our frisky furries. That's not the kind of strip search we're into. Your government wants us to verify you're old enough to handle a little turbulence, but frankly, we think you can make that call yourself.

We're not about to become security theater like the TSA. We make games for adults who can decide for themselves what gets them going. If Parliament wants to play prude while MPs are caught with their pants down every other week, that's their hypocrisy to own.

What can you do?

Tell your MP this censorship is prudish, backwards, and ineffective.

Support organizations fighting this digital censorship.

Remember that private jets fly from many different airports, if you know what we mean…

The rest of the world is still free to fly the friendly skies with our crew. Funny how crossing borders changes what you're allowed to see, isn't it? Almost like the internet was designed to be... borderless.

Keep fighting the good fight, and remember - we didn't abandon you, your government cockblocked you.

See you in international airspace,